Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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