no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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