3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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