We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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