my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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