Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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