he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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