I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
youre lurking in front of me
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
