no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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