Where is the hickey?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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