Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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