idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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