Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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