he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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