Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
