is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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