He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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