Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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