this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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