I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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