is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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