I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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