Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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