There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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