it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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