Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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