If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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