Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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