she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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