The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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