This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
