Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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