check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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