i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You've changed since you got that strap on
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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