the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I believe in your delicious
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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