I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just want to make out with him forever
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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