that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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