one might say we're banned from that church
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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