She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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