Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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