i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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