we have officially lost it.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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