If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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