ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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