I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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