Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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