I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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