Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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Goodbee
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
