This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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