**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
