love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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