glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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