I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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