White coat. Heels.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
